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Wade VS Toko (3) by Unserious-Sam

Marvel VS Danganronpa
No Research
Just Bloodshed

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    Towa City. An area that has definitely seen better days, to put it rather lightly. This served as one of the few cities to not be directly affected by the "The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History", or "The Tragedy" for short. What happened to it now? Well, the air of the city remains dirty, and the sky, while slowly turning back to it's natural color, was once blood red. The more pressing issue, however, was the fact that this city was being overrun by robotic bears, known to the world as "Monokumas".

    In the streets of the town, a group of three Monokumas are storming down, running towards their two targets. One was a schoolgirl with short hair, with one part sticking above her head. In her hand was a gun that looked like a megaphone, appropriately named the "Megaphone Hacking Gun". This is Komaru Naegi, the sister of "The Ultimate Hope", Makoto Naegi. And by her side was a girl with black pigtails, and a clearly nervous demeanor. This was Toko Fukawa, or "The Ultimate Writing Prodigy".

    The Monokuma in the middle of the group was different. It supported more armor, and was seemingly carrying a bucket full of explosives. This bear quickly took the front of the group, and tossed a bomb forward.

    "Break!" yelled Komaru as she fired a shot from the gun, called a "Kotodama". The blue japanese character-esque bullet hit the bomb, sending it right back towards the robotic bear. The bomb hit the Monokuma, causing it to explode as the rest of the bombs roll toward the other two robots.

    The little bombs begin to flash, signifying that they were about to blow. The two Monokumas gave each other a nervous glare as they muttered an "Uh-Oh" under their breathe. The bombs then exploded, destroying the two robots in the process. As the explosion died down, the two girls pressed forward.

    "This is getting pretty easy." said Komaru, seemingly rather surprised at how much she's getting used to fighting evil robot bears.

    "W-w-well watch out next time!" said Toko, stuttering as she spoke. "T-that bomb could have hit us if you weren't careful!"

    "Um..." said Komaru, trying to speak with her paranoid friend. "That bomb was nowhere near you-"

    "E-even still!" interrupted the writer. "It could have gotten me dirty! Or-or there could have been blood!"

    "Whatever." muttered Komaru under her breathe, knowing it's probably best to just not continue the tangent. "Anyway, is it just me, or are there more Monokumas than before?"

    "W-wow." muttered the Ultimate Literary Prodigy. "You seriously haven't noticed that u-until now? How small is that brain?"

    "OK..." replied Komaru, trying to ignore the rude comment. "Do you think we should split up?"

    "Wh-what!?" answered Toko, shocked. "Why? I-is it because I haven't s-showered for three days!?"

    "What? No! Not at all!" affirmed Komaru, trying to ease her friend's insecurities. "It's just that..... it will help us cover more ground more. And...... yeah, you do kinda smell."

    "Alright. W-whatever." stated Toko, reluctantly agreeing to her friend's idea. "I-I think I have....her...under control anyway."

    "You sure?" asked the Sister of Hope.

    "Well there's only one way to find out." answered Toko.
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    Meanwhile, on a bullet train speeding above the city, a strange man is relaxing on the roof, almost as if he was sunbathing. He wore a red jumpsuit with a mask, and carried a huge assortment of weapons on him. This was the widely known, and widely love, merc with a mouth, Wade Winston Wilson, A.K.A, Deadpool.

    "So I have a question..." asked Deadpool to what quite literally seemed to be himself. "You ever feel like you're just seen as one big joke? Like..... no one takes you as seriously as they should?"

    "And why on earth would anyone think that?" replied a posh, british voice in a sarcastic manner. That voice acted as one voice in his head, and was certainly the more reasonable one.

    "I know, right?" replied another voice, that was somehow even crazier than the actual Deadpool.

    "I was being sarcastic-" said the posh voice, trying to explain himself. But before he could, he was interrupted.

    "Hush!" yelled Deadpool, who was noticing something from a pair of binoculars he was suddenly using. From down below, he could see Toko Fukawa down below, who had previously split up from her friend to cover more ground.

    "Well, boys." stated Deadpool as he rubbed his palms together like a villain. "Looks like we found a target."

    "Attacking high school girls?" quipped the posh voice. "Surely we won't end up being on someone's watch list?"

    "Oh come one!" replied the other voice. "What list AREN'T we on? The most wanted mercs, the most badass heroes, the best Marvel characters, and the highest grossing R-Rated Movie."

    "He's got a point there." noted Wade. "But for now...." He slowly stepped off of the train, and just let gravity do the rest. "Maximum Effort."

    As Toko continued wandering the streets, she was biting her fingernails and keeping an eye out for Monokumas. Then, out of the blue.

*SMASH*

   
A sudden crashing could be heard from the nearby alley. It seemed as if a body had fallen into the dumpster. Right as Toko was about to investigate, the man known as Deadpool quickly burst out of the trash and began stretching.

    "OOOOOOH yeah!" sighed Deadpool. "That did wonders for the back."

    "W-what the hell!?" exclaimed a shocked Toko. "W-who are you?"

    "That's not too important, doll." answered Deadpool as he pulled out a gun. "Just answer my simple question."

    "Gyah!" shrieked Toko, quickly holding her arms up. "Y-you don't want anything to do with me, you sicko! I'm u-ugly and s-smelly and-"

    As the student rambled on about her tangent, Deadpool began to think to himself.

    "What the fuck am I dealing with?" thought the real Deadpool to himself.

    "An insecure teenage girl..." answered the smarter voice.

    "-and trying to target me for anything shows just how worthless you really are-" continued Toko.

    "....an aggressively insecure teenage girl." added the voice.

    "You know what, screw this." mumbled Wade as he began to shout out loud. "Do you know the whereabouts of The Future Foundation or not!"

    "-Huh?" spoke a confused Toko, finally stopping her rambling.

    " The Future Foundation!" answered an annoyed Deadpool.

    "Wh-what?" asked Toko, still confused. "I'm a p-part time worker there. W-why do you care?"

    "Because..." began Wade. "I'm on a mission to bring them down, one by one! And now I got someone who will take me to them."

    "W-what are you gonna do with us?" asked the Literary Prodigy worried.

    "I don't know." thought Deadpool out loud as he heard this question. "Kill them? Hurt them? We'll work out those details later."

    Toko then gasped, almost as if she was worried about something in particular. "D-does that include Master Byakuya?!"

    "Does he work for Future Foundation?" asked Deadpool in response.

    "Y-yeah..." replied Toko.

    "Then.... yeah. That's.... kinda how is goes, soooooo." spoke Wade in rather annoyed tone.

    "T-then I'm not gonna l-let you touch a hair on his glorious head!" yelled Toko, surprisingly confident. She began to run up towards the mec with a mouth, attempting to fight in a pretty pathetic manner. As she managed to make it an arms length from Wade...

*end musc*

*Smack*

   
The merc had taken his gun, and slammed it into the side of the student's head, knocking her several feet as she landed, completely Out cold.

    "Well THAT was anticlimactic." spoke the crazy voice inside Wade's head.

    "Now what?" asked the smarter voice.

    "I guess we'll be finding the company ourselves." answered Deadpool as he put away his gun and began walking away. But as he only made it a few meters away, he heard something.

    "Keyahahahahahaha!" roared a mysterious voice, immediately causing Wade to turn his head and see what was happening. When her turned, he saw Toko still lying on the ground, but then in a split second, she leaped.

    As the formerly unconscious sprang several meters in the air, she did a flip before landing on her own two feet, facing Deadpool. Toko had now sported blood-red eyes, and a wicked smile that exposed a massive tongue. Her legs were more exposed, showing many cuts. And in her hands were two pairs of scissors. She seemed like a completely different person, and she was. With Toko Fukawa knocked out cold, it was time for Genocider Syo to take control.

    "Guess I have to tag in for Little Miss Muffet, huh?" spoke Syo, as loud as ever.

    "What in the-?" asked Deadpool, really confused about the whole thing. 

    "Perhaps she has a split personality?" suggested the smarter voice.

    "How does that work?" asked the crazy voice.

    "I don't know, we're not a psychologist." answered the smart voice.

    "So who are you and what's your beef?!" asked Syo, trying to see what Wade was up to.

    "UUUUUGH!" exclaimed Wade frustrated. "Do I have to make another introduction?! Look. I'm going after The Future Foundation, and....you... tried fighting me after I mentioned targeting your "Master Byakyua-"

    "What's that?!"  asked Syo, who was fully paying attention to the merc now. "You plan on laying a finger on Master Byakuya's gorgeous body!?"

   
    
    "Yeah, I am." answered Deadpool as he began pulling out two guns. "And you better move along before before I lay more than a finger on you!"

    "At least buy me dinner first...." quipped Syo under her breathe. "Just kidding! Caring about a little ol' serial killer like me already means miracles. Kyehahahahahahahaha!"

    "Oh my god." spoke the smart voice in Deadpool's head. "I think we've found someone crazier than us."

    "I also like the Venom thing she's got going on with her tongue there." noted the crazy voice. 

    "Well, come on then sister!" exclaimed Wade. "Show me how much it means to you!"

    "With pleasure, lover boy." Syo replied as she readied her trusty scissors for a fight.

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    Deadpool, attacking first, quickly began pulling the trigger of his guns, unleashing a spree of bullets at Syo. But the serial killer, knowing full well that bullets kill, runs to her right, outpacing Deadpool's line of sight as he tries to point the gun at his target.

    After a bit, Syo decided to retaliate by taking a pair of her trust scissors, and throwing it towards the merc. The scissors flew straight into Wade's arm, stabbing it.

    "Gah!" yelped the merc as his arm lowered from the pain. Deadpool quickly dropped the gun in his other hand and began attempting to pull out the weapon lodged in his arm. As Wade was doing this, Syo began to dash toward the merc, preparing a strike.

    As the serial killer drew closer and closer to Deadpool, she readies another pair of scissors to stab her opponent. However, just as the genocider was about to strike.

**SHINK**

   
Wade quickly drew the pair of scissors out of his arm and blocked the blow with them.

    "Hey, missy" quipped Deadpool. "Don't you know...."

    As Syo was listening, Wade surprised her with a low kick, launching her into the air. As she flew up and was beginning to descend back down, Deadpool was pulling out a grenade.

    "....that you shouldn't be running with scissors!" continued the merc as he pulled the pin off the explosive. He threw the bomb at Syo just as she was about to land. The grenade then exploded, launching Syo back several meters. She began to fly towards a massive gap within the middle of the street; around 12 feet wide and 30 feet deep. This was likely a result from the events that brought the city to ruins.

    As she rolled on the ground, she eventually caught herself and skidded to a halt just a few feet away from the massive ditch.

    "Gnrgg." she panted, catching her breathe. "Never had to deal with a victim who fought back this much." She stood up, and pulled out more scissors. "This outta be a grand hootenanny."

    But, as she was speaking, Wade was already on the offensive, as he was charging towards the killer. Wade leaped up as he pulled out two katanas, ready to slice. As he lunged toward her, Syo rolled under the merc so that she was behind him. With his back open, Syo took advantage of the opportunity. She took a pair of scissors and stabbed the merc in the back. With the weapon still in him, she held him up and proceeded to kick him away, pulling the weapon out in the process and sending him forward.

    The merc began to roll into the pit, bit quickly grabbed onto the ledge with a hand. As he was dangling over the massie gap, he turned to face his adversary.

    "Hey um." asked Wade nervously. "A little help? From weirdo to weirdo?"

    "Sure thing!" answered Syo, surprisingly gleeful.

*Stop music*

    "Wait." spoke Deadpool. "That actually worked-GAH"

    Right as he was finishing his thought, Syo had stabbed a pair of scissors into his hand and into the gravel.

    "There!" continued Syo with her cheery tone. "Now you won't be falling.... well, until gravity rips your hand off. Kyehahahahahahaha!"

    "You know what." spoke Wade. "Fuck this."

    Suddenly, the merc had vanished before Syo's very eyes. She looked around, trying to figure out where he was.

    "Hey!" called a familiar voice to the killer. She looked forward to see Deadpool on the other side of the gap. She saw the merc waving with the pair of scissors from before. "Here's a present for you!"

    Wade tossed the scissors across the gap at Syo, though she sidestepped, causing the scissors to land on the ground behind her.

    "Well that's nice of you." she stated as she walked to pick up the pair, as good killer never wastes any of their weapons. "I'll make sure to make your eventual defeat much less pain-"

    When she made it to scissors, she then realized that something was wrong. The pair of scissors had a note sticky-taped onto them, saying "With love, Deadpool." and a poorly drawn heart next to it.

    The more pressing problem, however, was the fact that also stuck onto the pair of scissors was another explosive.

    "Well..." thought Syo. "Shi-"



    But before she could finish her thought, the explosive blew up, sending her up and across the gap. As she was in the air, Wade quickly took aim at his foe. However, Syo could see what he was planning, and quickly fought back by throwing another pair of scissors at Wade. The weapons were thrown with such perfect precision that the tip of the scissors were lodged into the the opening of the gun.

    As Wade tried to fire it, the gun exploded back at him in a cartoon-like manner, leaving black ash all over his face. He quickly rubbed all of that off as Syo was lunging towards Deadpool. But right as Syo landed, the merc teleported again. Syo stood back up and began to look around.

    "Stop hiding and just let me scissor ya!" exclaimed the killer as she began to turn around the corner into another street.

    When she saw the new street, she saw something she wasn't expecting to find. In this new street, there was a group of Monokumas. There were two normal ones, one with armor and a shield similar to the S.W.A.T team, and a Monokuma on all fours that acted like a wild animal.

    The killer let out a sigh. "Looks like I gotta deal with this mess."

    Syo quickly threw forward two scissors, aimed at the two normal Monokumas. As expected, they sliced through those two like butter. Afterwards, the serial killer began to dash forward, weapons in hand, towards the Monokuma with the shield. The Monokuma readied his shield and prepared to attack. As Syo's scissors began to clash with the shield, she pushed forward, causing the robotic bear to stagger back.

    With the enemy open, Syo leaps above the robot and lands behind it. She takes her scissors and stabs it in the back. She then and looked toward the beast Monokuma. The genocider span the S.W.A.T Monokuma and it's shield around and tossed it at the beast Monokuma, knocking it down. Syo then walked toward and stood above the beastly Monokuma, and stabbed her weapons into the robot, breaking it.

*end music

    "Phew." sighed Syo as she wiped sweat off of her forehead. She then heard some stomping. She turned around to see a massive Monokuma, hideously deformed and containing more human like aspects in some areas. This was a Junk Monokuma.

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    As Syo prepared to fight it though, she noticed that something seemed strange about it. The Monokuma seemed to squirm... as if it was in agony. Then...

*SHINK*

   
A sword began to stick from the stomach.



    The weapon protruding from the Monokuma's stomach began to move around, slicing and dicing the robot into pieces. When the pile of metal that used to be a Monokuma fell to the ground, the familiar mercenary stood out of it.

    "Wooooo!" sighed Wade as he stretched. "Gotta say. Accidentally teleporting yourself into the stomach of a deformed robotic bear is NOT something you should put on your resume."

    "I told you we should have gotten that fixed." commented the smarter voice.

    "Yeah, but it made for decent padding." replied the other voice.

    "There you are, funny man!" exclaimed Toko as she readied her scissors.

    Wade and Syo dashed towards each other, with the mercenary's sword colliding with the killer's scissors. A brief power struggle began, but after a few seconds, Syo managed to push the merc back. With him open, Syo leaped forward, and spun like a top as she tried attacking with her weapons at a speed that the normal eye couldn't track.

    However, Deadpool remained on the defensive, and held up his sword, blocking all of the slices from his opponent. As she began to slow her attack, Wade readied a fist, and delivered an uppercut that sent Syo flying into the air.

    "Shoryuken!" yelled the merc as he leaped up alongside her. While the two were up in the air, Wade flipped forward, and delivered a kick into the serial killer that sent her flying back down to the ground.

    As she quickly landed on her hands, Syo flipped over to make sure she landed perfectly on her feet. Deadpool tried to strike her with his swords again, but the killer quickly rolled out of the way.

    Deadpool quickly pulled out a pistol, pointing it where Syo was now positioned, and fired. However, the genocider has lept up, jumping over the gunshot and her opponent.

    Now on the other side of her opponent, Syo struck the merc with her scissors, delivering a combo that started as a slash to the right, followed by a slash to the left, and finally a slash upward using both scissors.

    The genocider attempted to continue her assault, but unfortunately, as she tried to go for a stab, she was blocked again by Wade using his sword.

    "I guess...it's-" began Deadpool.

    Suddenly, Syo felt a nasty slice in her left arm, as she then realized that Deadpool was behind her. Her arm drew a spill of pink blood.

    "Cutting time!" continued the merc as he dashed past her again, cutting another area of the body, leaving an opening that drew blood.

    "LalalalalaLAlalaLA!" sang Wade as he continued doing this about five more times. After the combo was finished, the genocider was sent into the air.

    Deadpool then turned to face his opponent, and out of nowhere, pulled out a decently sized hammer. He prepared to take a swing, and as the killer was beginning to fall, he swung at her, knocking her back several meters.

    As Syo laid on the ground, Wade began to slowly walk over to the downed enemy, pistol in hand. He kicked over Syo and pointed the gun at her head.

    "Nighty night, sleepyhead." taunted Wade.

    "Kyeh...he he he." said Syo, weakened but still alive. "You underestimate the power of a serial killer trying to protect her Master Byakuya."

*end music


    "Wha-?" asked Wade. But before he could finish.



    Wade felt a sharp pain between his legs. He looked down to see something all self-respecting men wouldn't want to imagine. The crazy serial killer had quite literally, stabbed him between his legs with a pair of scissors.

    "....ow" yelped Wade in obvious pain.

    "Try getting dirty now." quipped Syo. "Kyehahahahahahaha!"

    Genocide Syo then flipped backwards, kicking Deadpool away in the process. As Deadpool staggered back, he noticed Syo's next plan (even through his pain).

    The serial killer had lept up about ten feet into the air. She seemingly stayed there as she held her hand up, almost as if she were mimicking the procedure needed to do the Spirit Bomb from Dragon Ball Z.

    As she held up her arms, a bunch of scissors began to appear in her hands, seemingly making a giant ball.

    ".....What the fuuuuuuuu-" thought Wade as he saw this madness unfold before him. As the ball was complete, it was about several times the killer's size. It looked like Frieza's Death Ball, but with a bunch of scissors instead of ki.

    Syo then threw the ball of weapons at Wade, who was still dealing with massive scrotum pains.

    "Oh fuck." thought Wade before the ball hit, launching him backwards as he felt a lot of slices and dices into his skin. Syo landed back on the ground, and lunged toward her weakened prey. Deadpool, thinking quickly, pulled out two pistols, and began firing.

    The killer quickly held up her scissors, blocking the bullets with them as she moved forward. When he finally left himself open, Syo threw her two scissors forward.

    Before Wade could realize what was happening, he felt the two scissors plunge into his arms, forcing him back against a brick wall behind him. The force of the throw was so strong that Wade's entire body was pinned to the brick wall with Syo's scissors.

    "Looks like it's my time to play!" said Syo with a smirk on her face. She went to the wall where Deadpool was hanging from, and quickly decided to do her work.

    First, she took Deadpool's legs, and put them together before promptly stabbing him there, leaving him pinned to the wall in a manner similar to crucifixion.

    With her opponent in position, Syo prepared to finish her job. She pulled out two more scissors, and slice Deadpool with one of them. And then she sliced him with the other one. Syo began slashing the merc in an increasingly rapid pace, jokingly saying "Ora" as she did. The attacks kept cutting Deadpool more and more, drawing more blood (that was still pink).

    After she stopped slicing Wade she turned away, and made a pose that showed off her psychotic nature. As she did, the words "bloodlust" suddenly appeared on the wall in pink blood as a pool of blood suddenly blew from Wade's body.

    "God Dammit!" yelled the merc as this was happening.

*end music*

    With her foe weak and defeated, Syo gleefully skipped over to the bloodied merc with a mouth.

    "Now..." she began. "Let's see what's really behind this mask!"

    The killer grabbed the mask of the mec, and pulled it off, showing off Deadpool's disgusting body.

    "HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE UGLY AS SIN!" shrieked Syo in a really high pitched voice.

    "Thank you. You're too kind." mumbled Wade in an extremely sarcastic voice.

    "Like..." continued Syo. "With your attitude, I was expecting someone cute like Ryan Reynolds or something."

    "Why do people always expect him?" thought Wade to himself.

    "But more importantly." noted the killer. "Why are you going after my Master Byakuya and the Future Foundation?!"

    "Because..." started Wade. But before he could start his story.

    "Achoo!" sneezed Syo.

    "Wh-wh-what!?" exclaimed the girl, who was now back to being Toko Fukawa. "Oh no." she thought as she was looking at the bloodied Wade. "Did I kill someone else again?! What will Master Byakuya think!?"

    Wade then sighed, and proceeded to speak in a tone that showed his annoyance to the whole situation. "No. You didn't kill me. You can't kill me. I'll be fine."

    "O-ok." replied Toko. "But more importantly, why are you a-after the Future Foundation?"

    "I received an order from someone...." began Deadpool, who was trying to remember the name of the one who sent him out to do this. "..what was it? Izuru Kamikazee? These Japanese names are a pain in the ass to work with." 

    "W-well if you had done just a bit of research." began Toko in a condescending tone. "T-then y-your empty head would have realized what the Future Foundation's true goals are."

    "Really?" began Deadpool as he pulled one arm off the wall. His bloodied arm went and reached for a pocketbook called "Danganronpa Lore for Dipshits."

    Deadpool quickly skimmed through it, and realized that what the annoying pigtailed girl was saying was actually correct.

    "Wait." commented the smarter voice. "You seriously didn't check the lore?"

    "Of course not! How were we supposed to know that we'd be crucified with scissors if we fucked up?" replied the other voice.

    The smarter voice then let out a sigh.

    As Deadpool finished reading, he started to say "Well shit."

    "You almost targeted someone like Master Byakuya because of your lack of research!" yelled Toko, surprisingly angry. "You should just go up and just die!"

    "Easier said than done, kid." replied Wade.

    "But Master Byakuya is safe...." continued the Ultimate Literary Prodigy. "...and that's all that matter." her face turned a bright red as she seems out of focus all of a sudden. The world around her began to seem pink as she thought about the one she loved."

    "Oh no..." thought Wade, who was somehow forced to see all of this too. "No sex fantasies, please! No sex fantasies that aren't my own!"

    As the world became pink, the camera is only focused on Deadpool, who is still forced to watch Toko's imagination gone dirty.

    "OH GOD!" exclaimed the merc, terrified. "What kind of kinks are these?! I feel like I need to be on a watch list of some kind now!"

    Meanwhile, miles away in an airplane flying above Towa City, sat a man who was only drinking his tea. He was a tall figure with blonde hair, glasses, and a suit. This was Byakuya Togami, the Ultimate Affluent Prodigy. He suddenly shivered.

    "What is it, Mr. Togami?" asked a nearby subordinate, who noticed his odd behavior.

    "It's nothing." answered Togami in an annoyed tone. "Just a pig who doesn't know her place in life thinking about me again."
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This Battle's Victory Goes to......

Raw (1) by Unserious-Sam

....Genocider Syo!

I don't think this is my best work, but it's good that I got something out again. Hope you enjoy.

Thanks to :icontendothegamer: for the render.
© 2017 - 2024 Unserious-Sam
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OmegaMorph's avatar
Deadpool seriously needs more crossovers with this series.